Hey, Chris, congratulations on ya appointment as the new AB a Mississippi. Now you know that ya first priority is to the folk here on Actscelerate. So the ole timer wanted to be the first one to ask fer a church. Momma has always liked Elvis' sangin an all, an we been here in Pikeville, KY, fer a heap a years. Can ya work it out where me an momma can move to Tupelo an pastor in the area of Elvis' birthplace? I don't want to plant a church, I want one with a fairly new parsonage (no mortgage), a real nice church facility (no mortgage), several staff that can do all the visitin an all, full salary, insurance, SS, travelin expenses, clothing allotment fer momma's General Assembly dresses/undies, etc., so basically all the ole timer will have to do is preach, pray an prophesy truth.Hey, I'll give ya few days to git settled in while me an momma packs. You know ma phone number so just give me a call. I appreciate ya workin it out fer the ole timer, can't wait to git there.
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